Allah Is Three?

Say it ain't so: "Pray to Allah, Dutch bishop suggests."
(HT: CafeteriaIsClosed) Here's a bit more.

Um, but "Allah" says:

They are unbelievers who say, 'Allah is the Third of Three.' No allah is there but one Allah. (Qur'an V.77)

And

But those who disbelieve, and cry lies to Our signs--they are the inhabitants of Hell. (Qur'an V.88)

Gates of Vienna closes their post on this with this quote:

Mr. Numan adds this afterthought:

Why not call God Quetzalcoatl? Or maybe Baal or Moloch? After all, they are supreme deities too. And almost as bloody as Allah.